MENACE

‘Hey, menace,’ he said, ‘you got thirty pence?’
‘Yeh, hang on,’ I said.
‘I’ll do some magic for you in my dreams.’
‘Sounds like a deal.’
‘It is, it is,’ he said.
I gave him thirty pence and as we parted he said, ‘hey, all those Jedi? they’re a menace, don’t you think?’