THE PHONE RANG

The phone rang.
‘Oh hi,’ she said, ‘I was just wondering if you had sometime now for a coffee?’
‘I’ve just run a bath,’ I said.
‘Oh, you’ve, “just run a bath,” have you?’ she said, ‘well you’d better do that then.’
‘I’ve got to I’m dirty and I want to be clean,’ I said, ‘and I’ve really got to do my hair.’
‘And your make-up.’
‘Ok, ok, that’s quite enough,’ I said. ‘I’ll see you at Kino’s in half an hour.’
‘Ok.’
‘Oh, hang on it’s not open,’ I said, ‘well not until eleven, how about that other place?’
‘The one on the corner?’ she said.
‘Yeh, I’ll see you there in a half hour, ok?’
‘Ok, see you then.’