WITH MY OWN EYES

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, my own eyes I tell you, I would never have believed it – a grown man, yes, that's what I said, a grown man, lying on his back on a sofa, waving his arms and legs in the air like a baby and - this is the good bit – shouting, 'Look I'm peeling a banana with my feet,' as he peeled a banana using only his feet...and when he'd done, he ate it.
I saw it, I tell you, with my own eyes.