LOVELY MAN

‘You’re a good man,’ she said.
‘Oh, right, yeh’ I said.
‘Yes, you’re lovely. You want me to fix you up with someone?’
‘I’m fine thanks.’
‘I’ll fix you up,’ she said. ‘You like black women? I’ll find you a nice black woman.’
‘I’m fine actually, thanks.’
‘What? You don’t like black women?’
‘It’s not that. I’m with someone.’
‘Oh, she a good woman?’
‘Yeh,’ I said, ‘she is, yeh.’
‘Well, anyway,’ she said after a moment, ‘you ever want a nice black woman let me know.’
‘Er, yeh, okay, er, I will, thanks.’