ACCIDENT REPORT

Just about home when it tipped it down so I got little wet. The man from upstairs held the lift for me, ‘thanks,’ I said, ‘lovely job,’ confirming my credentials.
His eldest daughter said, ‘look Dad, I won this at school.’
‘What is it?’ he said.
‘You save stuff on it from one computer then plug it in to another one and load it on there,’ she said.
‘Dad?’ said his younger daughter standing at the back of the lift, ‘I didn’t forget your orange, I accidentally ate it.’