A BASIC FAULT

- a basic fault found on the borderline...
Four took me to one side at the front door, told me about the row the early hours...
'...two police cars and a van parked just there, across the road, I came out on the balcony, bollock naked, see what the shouting was all about, a police looked up, couldn't see me all, but you know...'
'yeh,' I said, 'who was it, you know?'
'the woman from eleven, you might know her, blond hair...'
'no'
'...she's okay, during the day that is, but at night,' he said, 'it's not the first time I've heard her.'
'you know what it is?'
'the man on the eight, weird, writes letters to all the women'
'what's he say?'
'oh, “come and see me, suck my dick,” stuff like that'
'nice'
'gets a few hits but pisses a lot of people off'
'like her?'
'no, she's just jealous,' he said, 'you know what women are like, get jealous'
'yeh'
'someone seeing her boyfriend pissed her off, set her off, off she went'
'a lot of offing'
'loud too,' he said, 'woke me up, and I've got cataracts'
his eyes were cloudy, I saw