LIKE MY SHAVE

‘You like my shave?’ he said.
‘Yeh, looks alright from here.’
‘What you reckon? It’s really smooth.’
‘Yeh, very good, I thought you looked different.’
‘Got the razor from Sainsbury’s. One ninety nine it was. You get two blades with it and replacements are only one oh five for five and two oh five for ten.’
‘How many shaves you get out of a blade?’
‘This is the third or fourth time I’ve used this one and I might get another one or two out of it. Worth it don't you think?’
‘You get that many shaves out of a blade, definitely.’