CAUGHT LOOKING

There were two ambulances outside the top entrance to the flats when when I got home this evening.
‘I see more ambulances here than I do at the hospital,’ I chuckled discreetly to myself hoping no one had heard me.
One of them had its lights on and I saw the glow of an on-board computer screen and there was no one sitting inside, ‘you shouldn’t leave that unattended,’ I thought, ‘someone could have a look.’
To prove my point I walked up to the closed driver’s window but only managed to read, “male in need of spinal tap,” before being disturbed and faintly embarrassed, being seen, by a man walking along the pavement who then followed me into the flats.