SHEDDING A SKIN
I’m losing articles of clothing like I’m shedding a skin:
hat: lost;
gloves: left somewhere (might get them back);
the jacket I’ve worn the last few years and called my “handbag”: collar’s come away from the body and, as my friend pointed out, is beyond repair;
left boot: hole in the upper;
trousers: holding up, though my belt’s broke.
‘You need a new wardrobe,’ he said, ‘I’ll buy you one.’
‘Thanks for the thought,’ I said, ‘but I can’t let you do that.’
3 Comments:
Have you ever tried walking around wearing a wardrobe?
no, what's it like?
People look at you a bit funny and supermarket checkouts are a nightmare.
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