A SIXTEEN INCHER

She said, ‘went to the Berkeley had a 2-4-1 meal deal still cost me ten pounds.’
‘That sounds a lot,’ I said.
‘Well, I had a pudding and a pint of orange juice that’s expensive.’
‘Yeh, soft drinks are a rip-off in pubs,’ said the other man in the lift.
‘One of the women I go with,’ she said, ‘never pays so I end up paying for her.’
‘You said anything about it?’ I asked.
‘I’ve given up but one of the men who goes has said something but he’s got a sixteen incher and he’s only after one thing.’